我的笔锋现在要换一种方式了，是的，没错，我要以一种吐槽的方式来记录我的生活。
My pen now needs to be changed. Yes, yes, I want to make complaints about my life in a way of Tucao.
你们都说高考后大学生活很美好？错！高考之后会有美妙生活？……这要看你心态了，大学学业好学？其实还可以，还是看你。大学很自由？是很自由，但是你却不想要自由。
Do you all say that university life is very good after college entrance examination? Wrong! Will there be a wonderful life after the college entrance examination It depends on your attitude. Do you like studying in university? Actually, it's OK. It depends on you. University is free? It's very free, but you don't want to be free.
你很喜欢高考完之后去大学去幻想那是自己的另一个天堂，
You like to go to college after the college entrance examination to imagine that it is another paradise of your own,
你错了。那是一个小社会，使你不得不面临严峻的各方面的问题。
You're wrong. It's a small society, so you have to face serious problems in all aspects.
你会感到生活很累，干活很累，还有各种人际之间的复杂关系，让你总是后悔想要回到以前，不想要上大学的一种想法。
You will feel tired of life, work and complex relationships between people, which makes you always regret that you want to go back to the past and don't want to go to university.
可是你又感到很好，可以很自由的每天化妆，穿好看的衣服，没课的时候去逛街，偷偷翘掉课跑出去约会……约会这种事情我是没干过啦，可能我和别人不太一样吧。
But you feel very good. You can make up every day, wear nice clothes, go shopping when you don't have classes, secretly skip classes and go out on dates I haven't done dating. Maybe I'm different from others.
说我纯情？那些奇妙八卦我都懂，说我污？看到男生离得太近我还是会不好意思，不能说讨厌异性吧，就是对异性无感。喜欢同性人？抱歉我不是同性恋……我是个很奇怪的人，奇怪道以为全世界就我一种一类存在……
Say I'm pure? I know all those wonderful gossip, saying I'm dirty? I'm still embarrassed to see that the boys are too close. I can't say that I hate the opposite sex, but I don't feel for it. Like gay people? I'm sorry I'm not gay I am a very strange person. Strange way thinks that the whole world exists in one kind of me
但又好像不是，你看那些人们做的某些事情，你会感到无聊，无感，甚至恶心。
But it seems that it's not. If you look at some things that people do, you will feel bored, senseless, and even disgusted.
大学的生活很平淡，很充实，让你不得不计划下一步要做什么，总之，希望你不断提升心境，去应付那些恶心不恶心的破事吧。
College life is very dull and full, which makes you have to plan what to do next. In a word, I hope you can constantly improve your mood and deal with those disgusting things.