我的妈妈就像一本歇(xiē)后语大全。
My mother is like a book after a rest.
周末，我早早起床，来到厨房做起了早餐煎(jiān)蛋。我做的煎蛋外焦里嫩，颜色金黄，十分诱(yòu)人!我端着盘子来到妈妈床边，说：“妈妈，快起床吧，儿子给您做了香喷喷的早点呢!”妈妈揉(róu)揉眼睛，整理了一下头发，说：“哎哟，这真是‘大姑娘坐轿头一回’呀!”我赶忙说：“妈妈，您看这煎蛋，外焦里嫩，绝对是人间美味!”妈妈笑着说：“你真是‘王婆卖瓜自卖自夸’。”我嘟着嘴说：“我怎么夸了?我还会下鸡蛋面呢!”妈妈点着我的小鼻子说：“我还不了解你?‘程咬金的斧(fǔ)子就这三下子’!”
On the weekend, I got up early and went to the kitchen to cook Ji "n" eggs for breakfast. The fried eggs I made are tender outside and golden inside, which is very tempting! I came to my mother's bed with a plate and said, "Mom, get up quickly, and my son made you a delicious breakfast!" my mother rubbed her eyes, arranged her hair, and said, "Oh, this is really a 'big girl once in a sedan chair'!" I hurriedly said: "Mom, look at this fried egg, it's tender inside and outside the coke!" "It's absolutely delicious on earth!" said his mother with a smile. "You're such a" grandmotherly woman selling melons and boasting. " I tooted my mouth and said, "how can I boast? I can also lay egg noodles!" my mother lit my small nose and said, "I don't know you yet?" Cheng Yaojin's axe (f ǔ) is just these three skills! "
哎呀，你说我这妈妈，哪来那么多的歇后语啊!
Oh, my mother, how can there be so many allegorical sayings!